On the subject of Nostradamus:

"We used to think the Dead Kennedys were just really paranoid,"
but now, we can all sadly agree,
they're soothsayers with a mosh pit.

Behold fan video of "Kinky Sex" by Jello Biafradamus.

And always remember children,
"...judge it for what you will, but for Chrissake, have an opinion."



But if that's way too heavy a topic today,
relax, give yourself a shoulder rub, and
have a bit of Sparks'
"No. 1 Song in Heaven";
another rare form of genius
in their own special way,
in my own special opinion.

(But don't get me started on Klaus,
my number 01 song in heaven forever,
who always, always makes me cry.)