"Subject : MassiveDickAction"
Oh, stop. I'm sure it's not what you're thinking.
Obviously, it's a movie announcement.
Inviting us all to see the latest film.
Starring an unfortunately-named action hero.
It does make me remember, for some strange reason,
a few good new adult entertainer names
that came to me at the beach:
Sweet Vanilla Swirl
(the last two are either rappers or
"acquired taste"-types of performers)
Must all just be coincidence I thought of them.
I better go check the movie times,
I don't want to miss this action-packed piece of pork.
Also note, Good News, Citizens!
I did not see one t-shirt proudly boasting:
"I went to Ocean City Beach, and all I got was crabs."
I did see one "Git 'er Dun" t-shirt design,
but it was small, unwanted, without a rebel flag background,
and delightfully on sale.
I didn't see one knock-off Calvin or Hobbes sticker
peeing on anything.
(If you don't get any of the above,
take a moment now to thank the almighty powers that be.)
It made it really hard to leave is all I know.
xo and much love - Candy Beans