man: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God: "So you would love her."
man: "But God, why did you make her so dumb?"
God: "So she would love you."
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Am I hallucinating, or is this American reality show parody sketch mash-up from Saturday Night Live kinda funny?
Definitely fierce. Or possibly a hot mess. My father would've put this Christian Siriano guy out of his misery quickly with a Vulcan nerve pinch of sheer, moral kindness like you'd expect to a wounded animal, but I'd have raised him up as my own instead, just the same.
Friday, March 28, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
First, it was Kellogg's Danish Go Rounds, Strawberry. Then, I've had to bag my own groceries and pump my own gas like I enjoy it or something. But no. No no no. Don't take away my Polaroid film.
There's a movement to save Polaroid film from total extinction. I feel the need. The need for high-speed, medium-contrast film for high-definition instant color prints.
My head is swimming. I can't live properly without my Polaroids.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
"Always last to know cool stuff" here...
So, you've already heard of Hemingway's art of eschewing obfuscation, summing his life into six words, "For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn", called Flash fiction. All these years, seven words or less with a logo as big as your car was the art of writing outdoor advertising.
Well. It's like rhyming after reading a Dr. Seuss book. Now, I can't stop doing it. The life thing, not the outdoor thing. But at least I'm not alone.
ps to Bushra: Check it, cool baby shoes courtesy of Baby Wit...awww!
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
Sunday, March 09, 2008
"John Holland strings together bits of himself playing out single notes using 'tin whistle in D, tabla, bongo, acoustic guitar, electric guitar, triangluitar, ukulele, another ukulele, chair with ukulele, chair with tin whistle in D, violin, casio keyboard, erhu/chinese violin, piano, and chair with cellular telephone' to play an Irish reel."
Saturday, March 08, 2008
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Monday, March 03, 2008
Saturday, March 01, 2008
It's a long, contagious story. See more infectious carriers at Guy Garvey's gallery, ward 6 Music, just past the gift shop.
jc: heee! i think you and i have the same sunglasses!
me: well, i got mine in Fayetteville, AR for $3.99 - Walmart - before a woooooo pig souuuie Razorback game. they have tiny rhinestones of different sizes on the sides. the day they break is the day a part of me dies. a shiny, sparkly part of me.