At first, I thought it said "MYFACE"
and almost threw my drink on it.
Yeah. Pavlovian conditioning is fascinating.


(and)


Teen gets 45 years for dismembering classmate.
Honestly, the dramatics here are so unoriginal.
Whatever happened to girls hazing each other
into life-long eating disorders instead?


(and)


"My brain is a walnut."
Enjoy the Story of the Color Red.

And the other colors are mighty fine as well.
Oh, you care, you know you do.