Oooooooooo. Happy Friday the 13th.
And it's a Full Moon.
And you know what that means!
It means that Paris Hilton just made another cool million
being a giant DNA dumpster.
It also means Ouzo for everyone at the end of the day.
So bring a cup and turn the tables on bad luck this year
with a toast to Friday the 13th,
black cats, Murphy's Law, cracks in the sidewalk,
broken mirrors, opening umbrellas indoors,
walking under ladders, spilling salt, killing sparrows,
and that unfortunate American over-consumerism.
"Bad luck and irony, a toast to you, and
thank you for making us stronger in number."