labmonkie (lab' muhng-kee) n., 1. A series of experiments distinguishing living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter such as reality show contestants. 2. Your personal guide to Nothing in Particular. Enjoy.
Thursday, January 12, 2006
I got carded at the liquor store.
Life is good. And yes, it's that easy. Nothing else to see here, citizens, just had to share the stellar news.
I should tell you, it weighs more than that. But still, you are truly wise beyond your years.
I know you are wondering just what my beauty secret must be. It's a simple, all-natural concoction -- 24 ounces of Dos Equis beer and watching a 6 year old girl jujitsu a 33 year old man in the parking lot of Los Amigos.
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I should tell you, it weighs more than that. But still, you are truly wise beyond your years.
I know you are wondering just what my beauty secret must be. It's a simple, all-natural concoction -- 24 ounces of Dos Equis beer and watching a 6 year old girl jujitsu a 33 year old man in the parking lot of Los Amigos.
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