You have to sign up in the end, but what idiot couldn't figure that out, right?

Ok, so my IQ today was 113. Damn you, Math: The ever-shrinking box on my beer-soaked brain. Seven more points, and I could've squeaked into the "Superior" category and felt good about that for about 11 minutes.

That's right, isn't it? 120 - 113 = 7. Okay. See?

Well, it congratulated me. Which is nice. And good because somedays I can't remember how to open a drawer.

It also spits out a synopsis with each score:

"Your Intellectual Type is Word Warrior. This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas. And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results."

Word Warrior!! GRAGGGGGG (raging forward) GRAGGGG (whipping sweaty, charging steeds) GRRRA-- (ack...swallowed a bug)

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

What the hell! Try it. You know deep down, you really want to -- it's fun. Besides, THE WORD WARRIOR COMMANDS YOU.