labmonkie (lab' muhng-kee) n., 1. A series of experiments distinguishing living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter such as reality show contestants. 2. Your personal guide to Nothing in Particular. Enjoy.
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
You really wouldn't believe me if I told you how many people Google here looking for raccoon feces, flexy girl pee holes, and hemmorhoids. Which brings me to the question: Is there some strange connection between the three?
Don't forget, Friday is Bring Your Dog to Work Day. I tell you these things because I care, remember? I can't bring Otis to work until they have Bring Your Livestock to Work Day.