Jacquie's DongFest 2004: That thing had a hemi.

One more day at the beach, and I was ready to stay and airbrush t-shirts for a living. This is a quality group of *bitches*. Even though Karen was always hittin' on me. Yeah I'm in this picture. Circle the monkie. I tried to crop out most of the penis pinata since this is a family show. For the most part.

A recap from Jacquie:

"yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAY!
number one: i miss the beach (and the bitches) already.
number two: i peed in the hot tub.
number three: nobody puked, nobody cried: woo hooo! go girls.
number four: thanks to all ya'll for coming and making this my best ever and only ever bachelorette partieeeeeeeeeeeeee.
number five: (see pictures below)

love
el brideto "

I couldn't agree more.

Now it's back to the daily grind. Mmmmmmm... griiiinnnnds. Back to heating up my Astronaut Soup (aka Cup-o-Noodles) Back to the dowager's computer slouch...

Did crunches this morning as the dog laid his big anvil head on my hip...

ohhhmmmmm...

then i ate some grits and some tortilla chips after I thought "hey, tortilla chips are sorta flat baked grits anyhow"...

ohhhmmmmm...

watered the yarden this morning and picked up a dead bird. life is good...

ohhhmmmm mmmman, I'm already tired again.



But I have a "Product Review, Product Review":

Best Sunscreens Ever...




Neutrogena Spray-On and Coppertone Endless Summer Ultrasheer. For those fishbellies who don't want to fry like an egg, break out like a gangly teen, or smell like a big bass pro-fisherman, then try either one of these or both. I'm the Princess and the Pea about everything, especially nasty stinky sticky sunscreens. So if I say hells yeah* then you better go get some and apply liberally. Just in time for that Unfortunate Global Warming Vanishing Atmosphere, too. Why do I post these things when all anyone really Googled for is some free porn? Because you know, for some reason, I really, really care. Like a great big damn. All over the place. With hemis. No, really. No, I'm serious. Really really really.

*Ok, maybe it's good I didn't stay one more day.