Popped in the eye with love...

But he's Rick James, bitch...

Two boobs, one year...

Wouldn't it be cheaper to toss something calming in the water supply?

Rats. I had my money on the blonde twin...double-or-nothing the redhead goes to rehab...

Boy, I must be in a really bad mood today, huh? Maybe I can apply for some of that Government Beer...



Tonight: Super Size Me

Tomorrow: vegetarianism