No. Satchmo was not a badly-tinted, 59 year-old white guy.

Not to rain on anybody's parade, but gee whiz. Check out some beat-up Celebrity Look-Alikes. I'm actually offended by a couple of them.

For starters, the Louis Armstrong look-alike is almost sacrilegious. Compare to the true Gabriel-like jazz soloist.

And say what you will about Christina Agu...aaa...Aquileriaous...ess..., she does not have an infected boil on the side of her nose. Yet.