Doesn't this just break your heart?
I didn't realize Erik Estrada was so short.
"Mrs. Hogwallop done up and r-u-n-n-o-f-t."
Or "Gone to the beach and other swell places* for a week."
If I don't come back, don't worry, I'll send for you.
Unless I win that Miss Ocean City beauty pageant,
and in that case, contact my agent Schmuley.
*One of them being Bethany Beach, Delaware,
well, who knew?
Scottshead: I'll call you right before
I shake it at the webcam.