Please vote for the cute little lamb in Video 1,
or we'll *have him seen to* with the kaiser blade.
In front of the children.
You want that? Huh? Do you?
Vote for the cottonball detailing alone.
Plus, he'll punch you in the face if you don't vote for him,
and he's skyscraping tall. With a heart of gold.
Speaking of, I have to admit something
so I can get on with my life.
I have a paralyzing crush on Stephen Merchant,
and I can't stop listening to the xfm archives.
I'm serious. I really can't.
Maybe you should listen, too. But fair warning:
He's mine, all mine.
(Yes, Angry Czeck, that was to you -- mine not yours.)