Arrrggghhhchhhhhhbbrrgggphhh.*

*(My parents came to town for the weekend,
and they officially have too much energy for me.
Last night, I slept 11 hours and 45 minutes,
and that was after a 3 hour nap.
Alright, that's it, less decons and more vitamins.
And where's the receipt for that used monkey...
plus, I finally got some PG Tips,
that should do it.
Carry on.)





To Coffecake J. Gazebo
Wiktor Atwater,
Rower R. Librarian,
Severina Kockrim,
Stark N. Aked
and Anita Biggun:

I don't care if Oprah likes it,
no thank you,
I don't want any Hoodia 920+.



To Slating H. Cheekfischer:

Man's Health
Anti-Depressants
Antibiotics
Cholesterol
Diabetes
Diuretic
Pain Relief
Sexual Health
Sleep Aids
Weight Loss ...

Not interested. Thanks.