"HALLOH?!"

"..uhmm...is Alex there?"

"VHAT?! VHAT DID YOO ZAY?! HOO IS ZISS?!"

"...ah...it's, uh, Bethany...may I speak to Alex, please?"

"AH YAHYAH....A-LIKKS!! TALA-FONE!!"

"Hello?"

"Dude, your mom hates me."

"No, she's just German."