Bigfoot, alien hovercraft, and Nessie.
Try not to make eye contact.
And then I saw my shadow and, dammit,
there were 6 more weeks of summer.
(Eh, not a bad one for the end of the day.
Thanks to our contributing wildlife and oddities photographer,
Miles Stephenson for this rare shot. )
Summer. Hot. Need Gatorade.
Homicidal tendencies on the rise.
General heat riles up the bandits, while excessive heat
calms them down and occasionally heatstrokes them
right out of the game.
We've got an air advisory out today, too.
Would've been nice to know before the morning walk.
Memphis. It's all those FedEx planes.
It really is.
They really have you by the goodies when it comes to air, don't they?
Gas prices soar. Ok, I'll walk or just won't use the car.
Fuzzy, huggable animals don't want to be eaten.
Not a problem, I'll have soy.
(Luckily, soybeans don't have cute wiggly-tailed babies.)
But air... man. There is no substitute for that, is it?
Gas masks, maybe.
All the rage with the military, I'm hearing.
Do they come in pink?
Oh, it's comin', babies. But eh, have no fear.
Things work out, you watch.
Did I tell you I'm going to the beach in two weeks?
Scott said he'd take a screenshot of me here
when I get there
Ron told me they have pink RAZRs on sale.
Dude. Like I can concentrate now.
I've been threatening this for awhile, but now, I mean it.
Tomorrow, my new life with a pink camera phone gets underway.
Please join me for the ribbon cutting.
It'll be my special brand of lighthearted boring,
so join me, won't you.
There will be pizza.
But get there early for that,