Where I'm from, it's stepping into the front yard
and firing off two shotgun blasts.

Just in time for the holiday season, it's
how to handle house guests that stay too long,
from wiki.ehow.com.

Oh, come on now. The holidays aren't that bad.
Ok ok, maybe they are.
Well, don't look at me like I invented 'em!
Get your mind off the whole damn thing
with this snowflake maker by zefrank.

Because really,
how can you be sad with a snowflake in the room?
You might as well get pissed at a donut.
Yeah, I don't know what that means either.
Just make sure to click the 2D and 3D Rotate buttons,
and crack out some yuletide on the rocks if you have to...
Enjoy!