Eat it, it's good for you.
Since she did the whole thing without laughing,
I give her a 79.
I like this a lot, called gutnotes.
Headlines that I think are humorous
but the client will not, so nevermind:
"Overchilled chardonnay? Over our dead bodies."
"Comes with an anti-jam feature. Just wait for the anti-jelly one…"
"Have the world's best disposal at your disposal.
You filthy, rich bastard you."
(Didn't say they were brilliant.)
turn the volume down for
a shining example of why having kids is overrated,
and quite possibly, certain people should just stop altogether
and let the world purge itself.