Every now and then, you run into a gruff vendor. And instead of telling him what you really want to, such as "Well, what I really wanted you to do with that project was roll it up real tight and shove it up your ass," I recommend taking it out passively yet aggressively on the keyboard instead with sumo wrestling. Ahh. I feel much better. Bonus points in my case: I'm not spending 48 hours in a holding cell. Thank you. Thank you very much.