One final, fugitive thought.

Katy M. Carter, where have you gone? Drop us a line, give us a dingle, let us know where you are these days. I don't have the funds or a picture that's good enough to reproduce you on the back of a milk carton.

The webstats clearly show that if a person can stumble across me whilst Googling "what+does+a+hemmorhoid+feel+like", then you'd think you'd stumble across this, too. You crazy, missing girl.