I miss you guys... sniffly, sniff-snort.

And I've had so many interesting things to talk about but nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooo, I have to work for a living like a sucka. Yes, it's stupid. I wanted to talk about how The Today Show just blows chunks and sucks my brain out and I'm done with them now after they booked Amy Grant for their offensive Summer Concert Series. I mean, thank you for the Hall and Oates Concert, even though I do live this close to the casinos. But come on, Amy Grant disappeared in the mid '90s. Let her rest in peace. And stop with the Jimmy Buffet already.

But no, I'm an indentured servant, treated more like a pizza delivery guy. Crushed like a warm, fuzzy baby chick in the greasy cogs of corporate American capitalism. At least for the next few days.

So here's a link to the crazy but creative HoogerBoogie Man, just in case you missed his acid trip section on a previous visit.