Some things are just funnier out of context.

I found this on a nice site that sells parrots. Actually, I was searching for photos of self-plucked parrots. Yep, parrots pluck out their own feathers after being driven to madness from boredom. Who can't relate to that except maybe a newborn. We watched a program the other day listing the Top 10 Smartest Animals. I can't remember them all because I'm not a pig, a chimp, dolphin or even a squirrel skidding in at number 10. Cats weren't in the list, but Ron made a good point by saying "I'm betting they don't test very well" as I watched my pudding-assed, lunchbox of a cat shred the bottom of the curtains.