Saturday, May 27, 2006

Truly, it was just a matter of time.

It's iBuzz, the music-activated orgasm machine.

Brought to you by the makers of iPenicillin.

Kids, I've said it before, I'll say it again:
No matter how tempting it seems,
treat your iBuzz like Chapstick and hairbrushes --
get your own, and share nothing more than the music.
You'll thank me later. No handshakes, though.
A nod across the room will do just fine.



Brian said...

I imagine it works best when listening to the Buzzcocks.

me said...

Oooo, don't get me started, you know I'll say something vulgar ...

Brian said...

you know I'll say something vulgar

You? No.....shurely shome mishtake?

me said...

No, I won't. It will be a terrible comment involving The Flaming Lips, so I won't say it, you can't make me. Oops.