Truly, it was just a matter of time.It's iBuzz, the music-activated orgasm machine.
Brought to you by the makers of iPenicillin.
Kids, I've said it before, I'll say it again:
No matter how tempting it seems,
treat your iBuzz like Chapstick and hairbrushes --
get your own, and share nothing more than the music.
You'll thank me later. No handshakes, though.
A nod across the room will do just fine.
Enjoyyy.
4 comments:
I imagine it works best when listening to the Buzzcocks.
Oooo, don't get me started, you know I'll say something vulgar ...
you know I'll say something vulgar
You? No.....shurely shome mishtake?
No, I won't. It will be a terrible comment involving The Flaming Lips, so I won't say it, you can't make me. Oops.
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