TGIF and WYB!

My favorite one is the stapler. If you really aren't mad enough to take a poke at 'im, then just sit back (not too far back though, your cheap chair was made in China, you don't deserve one of those fine leather jobbies, minion) and listen to all he has to say. If that doesn't make you want to Whack Your Boss, you're either due for That Big Promotion, or congratulations, you're already a member of the walking dead. Enjoy!