Today's aphorism, and another useless tagline from the past.

"Say what you will about professional killers, they get their 'To Do lists' done."

"Ball Park Franks. They plump when you cook 'em."


Remember, kids. Someone got paid for writing that tagline. Maybe it was Darrin Stevens right after Mr. Tate died and the Associate VPs cleaned house, firing Darrin after 20 years of his blood, sweat and tears, only to replace him with a cheaper, fresher *ad jockey*. Advertising doesn't make you bitter. No, really.

Aw, life is good, and not all advertising is bad for you, as long as you can handle the truth -- so here's a piece of candy that'll rot somebody else's teeth for a change and not yours.

Enjoy!

ps: As always, your aphorism contributions are welcomed here. If I can only remember to check my email. Must... remember..