M&M's are cruelty-free.
Things that make me a frownie-puss:
-- hitting the ground running
-- being asked what is on my plate
-- 004dk.eos.net.FtpError: login error messages
-- hurting someone's feelings. unless i really can't stand them.
-- being allergic to serotonin reuptake inhibitors in this day and age
-- hearing the words "frownie" and "puss" used together by an adult
-- the word "giggly"
Things that make me a giggly-fool:
-- thinking about owning a cheese shop with an adjacent wine bar
-- eating an ice cream cone under the Eiffel Tower
-- being fitter, happier, more productive
-- red, green, yellow and blue M&Ms
-- Christine, for fixing the 004dk.eos.net.FtpError: login error
-- sitting in the middle of 5,000 people singing Weird Al's "Amish Paradise"*
-- sitting in the middle of 5,000 people singing Weird Al's "Fat"**
-- sitting in the middle of 5,000 people singing Weird Al's "Yoda"***
*Sometimes life is good.
**But it's better when it's ***really good.
Today's aphorisms, yesterday's taglines.
Here's a new feature. It's dedicated to that guy at the smalltown university in stickville. He's pretending that he's getting his triple-major-masters in poetry. Maybe you know him. He's been a college student for almost 17 years now. On purpose, he has greasy hair, thick rosy glasses, thin skin and miraculously, a wife. Not so unbelievably, she could probably pick her teeth with his head. He scoffs aloud, perambulates most presumably, as he quotes his own principles in aphorisms, and hopefully if I get a copy of them, you'll find them here. Probably not all 17 college years' worth, but I'll see what I can do.
People fascinate and inspire me. No, really.
Today's aphorism -- for you, for life, for everyday living:
"Everything looks better with rhinestones. Everything."
Today's useless tagline from the past:
"We love to fly, and it shows."
"Ron, it's your mom on the phone!"
Ron: "Oh yeah, and we went to see Weird Al on Saturday..."
Ron's mom: "Oh! That is so exciting!! Didya get any watermelon on ya?"
Say goodnight, Gracie.