Pillows for Heaven.

"Southern Living magazine is yanking its April issue from stands because a recipe for rolls meant to taste like 'pillows from heaven' instead reportedly has caused several explosions, reports ABC News."

Why is this so funny to me? Besides the obvious. I worry about myself sometimes. Maybe because the thought of rolls exploding is just unnervingly funny in a Monty Python, Bugs Bunny, no-one-really-gets-hurt way. It only makes it worse for me going to their site, and there they are with that come-hither look, right there on the homepage next to the cute, benign little unaware bunnies.

See, in my opinion, this is really the only way carbs can be bad for you.