That Pitman spokes-pit sure is scientifically hideous.

But hey, I'm not the target audience, now am I? I sure hope not, or else I've wasted a lot of money and time in charm school.

The rest of the axe effect site itself with its Tetris-esque game is rather swell though. So give it a chance. A lot of sweat went into making this website. I'm sorry. I'm such a hack. Enjoyyyyy.