Wednesday, July 28, 2004
"God made man, but he used a monkey to do it."
Attention: All blasphemers will be peeled like bananas and fed to the giant monkeys, now invading Chicago.
By the way, I took a picture yesterday of the movie set across the street and all, and it just came out looking like this:
Mighty thrilling, huh? Sorry. They had rented guns. I flaked.
Inside, it's all set up to look like a dimestore. Pretty cool cars all around, too. But much like real life and my photo, you can't see the forest for the mini-vans.
About the only thing non-ordinary that happened was that after work, I walked right past Reese Witherspoon waiting ready in the wings of the sidewalk and accidentally looked her right in the eye. And according to her nervous reaction, I must've had "That Look" on my face. You might know that look, the one where maybe I missed my bus (again) and forgot my sunglasses (yet again) and had to trudge past beautiful people with flawless everythings.
Or, was that in fact a mere reflection of me in the dimestore window instead? Hmmmm?
Poor Reese. Her jealousy will fade over time.
(Let me dream, people.)