happy valentines day to you.
so.
are you wearing red?
did you think about it
and re-think about it,
saying to yourself
"no, it's goobie.
everybody who wears red
just looks like they missed their bus
to Whooville.
i'll just tell people
i'm wearing red underwear."

or, are you actually wear-i-i-ing red underwear?

screw the green on St. Paddy's Day --
red shirt, red sock, red underwear people UNITE!
because your day is always filled with pink hearts,
bubbly, gold drinks,
and many, many
chocolate kisses.

and remember, the ones who make fun of you
for wearing red?
sources say, they all secretly have VD.

no i'm not drunk.
i'm just wearing a red sweater!


xoxoxox - yer Palentine, Bubbles