Actually, yes, this is Us/Me now.


Sent in from Austin Jackie, cosmic sistuh of righteousness:

Will This Be Us Someday?

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely
large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they
came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, I must be losing it,
I could have sworn we just went through a red light.

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, the light was
red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was
almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that
she might be seeing things.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red
and they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said,
"Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row?
You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and cried, "Oh $hit! Am I driving?"