labmonkie (lab' muhng-kee) n., 1. A series of experiments distinguishing living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter such as reality show contestants. 2. Your personal guide to Nothing in Particular. Enjoy.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Why My Dad Wouldn't Let Me Date Theater Majors
"What're they gonna do when they get outta school? Act like they gotta job?"
If only he'd told me the truth about philosophy majors, too.