Thursday, January 06, 2005

What? Me worry?

Ron emailed this link to me. After this whole garbage can, stinky gym business, he may be planning his escape. Finally.

But it does remind me of my favorite joke in the whole world. Maybe it's because I can never remember jokes. None, except this one and one knock-knock joke.


Man wins the lottery. He flies home to his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags! I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oooo, what should I pack for -- the mountains or the beach?!"

Man says, "I don't care, just get the f*ck outta here."

(See? I try to keep it a family show around here, even after weaving yesterday's tapestry of endless obscenities.)

Last joke is a knock-knock joke -- you start it...

you: "Knock-knock!..."

me: "Who's there?"

you: ("I hate her.")


m said...

Yes, and that reminds me of another classic:

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing you haven't already told her twice.

Trés Insensitive, n'est pas?

me said...

Dad? Is that you?