This week's Tuesday Morning's Scribute to 10am:

If you ask me, my face needed the fluff.
My mom said she's just a little bit jealous and
wants some fluffy-face, too.
And she means it, too.
Better hide the steroids.
That crazy woman shakes her butt at me in the mornings
and says, "Shake it, don't break it, it's already cracked!"
And then she runs off like she just spray-painted
a gang symbol on my overpass.

Yep. Better hide my steroids from her.

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