Lost at sea, found at CafePress: Quick, hold my hair while I puke.

Katrina wear

Check out the clever copy:
"If you Survived Hurricane Katrina, let everyone know with these unique one of a kind products!"

But IF YOU DIDN'T, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, BONES!!

And news-flash to the creator of this shirt: This is neither unique nor is it one of a kind. Sorry to break it to you like that. Because:

Oh look, boys and girls, there are so many to choose from, like this teddy bear.

"...With T-shirts and Party Gear for College and Back To School!"

UNLESS YOU HAVE NO SCHOOL TO GO BACK TO.
GET IT, DUDE?! PARTY!!!

Neat. Can I bleed on it?

Here's a great little Category 5 bookbag. Say, that's a great idea! I'd like to give one to my grandma...if I could find her. She was last seen wandering alone in the Superdome among strangers.

My favorite, besides the irreverant Teddy Bear of Death, is the unfortunate assumed alcoholic and homeless blue man hanging on for dear life.

Bravo, you idiot. Actually, I think most people drowned. Back to the drawing board for you.

Ah, good times...good times. If anyone ever wonders, this is why I don't like most people very much at all. I don't get the jokes, and it seems like they're just so many of them. Look, donate the profits you make to the relief fund, and I'll take it all back. But really, I need some Pepto and a Gatorade now. Back later.

But hey, I do like a few people, like you. And you. And you, and you, and of course you, and you way back there by the solar panels and the hybrid car. I'll make you a t-shirt that says "I survived reality. But just barely."