Thursday, November 18, 2004

2DO::

See "The Incredibles"

See "Team America"
note: did not know my grandmother had a singing part in this movie, as seen here

Begin the vin de pamplemousse experiment in a dark closet to be ready in time for holidays, possibly, maybe.
note:
another recipe, to paraphrase, says "do not use plastic as it will do funny things to the wine, makes it explode in bottles"... explosive presents? tough nougats?

note on note: can't find big glass jar at store waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay across town. so it's the thought that counts. yes, tough nougats.

note on note on note: Ron states obvous, "Why don't you sterilize that giant jar over there with all the winecorks in it and use it?" Because I'm blind and stupid while you are brilliannnnt, so thank you, and I mean that.

Rip up the sad looking boxwood bushes in The Yarden and replace them with something that will probably get way out of hand in the spring and then must be professionally removed for money.


Tear out the crazy plants you planted but can't remember the name of that grew freakishly out of control and harbored wasps, praying mantii and gigantic huge grasshoppers like the one who poked his head out at you as you carried the chopped plants through the house to the garage and you threw them down in the laundry room and ran screaming until Ron saved the day.

Clip the dogasaurus' titanium-like, overgrown veloceraptor talons.

Try to convince Ron to do it instead.

Make appointment to have it done professionally at the vet and hope they don't take dogasaurus from me and put him in foster care.

Watch the Netflix movies I've had for well over a month now: Superfly, The Point, and Devil's Playground...

... so I can get Elf. And keep it for well over a month, I bet.

After 5+ years together, get rid of that fat bastard cat with the attitude that has woken me up at 4:30am everyday within the past 13 months for his extra-early breakfast food.

Ask vet if he is too old to be declawed.

Never have kids.

Go back to sleep.







1 comment:

zoey said...

grasshoppers are not as evil as crickets. lurching, lumbering crickets...