holy crap.

The hilarity continues, thanks to my contributing friend, the fabulous Miss Jacquie "J-Snatch" (named after Jacqueline Bissett) as she recounts her experience in a mother-son-daughter conversation she overheard in a bathroom in Mississippi:

"SFX: *flush*

DAUGHTER: How does the water go down, mama?
SON: Jesus does that.
(pause)
MOTHER: Yes kids, Jesus makes the water go down. Jesus makes everything
work.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? Do you think Jesus has the time to follow you
around and make sure your doody is sucked into the plumbing system??
This is how ignorance lives: it's passed down from generation to
degenerates."


What's even better, j-snatch, is that I misread "doody" as "daddy" the first go 'round.