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Math. Look what you've done to me.

I blame the scanner.

Boy, I totally blew that Tuesday Scribute scan right off, huh? But I did call the winner of "Hell's Kitchen." That counts for something, right? Right...?

You're right. I have been slacking.

But only here at the blog. And on the laundry. And at the vacuuming. But I have been working and writing everywhere else, I swear. Even on overpasses. And another thing, I haven't felt quite right after the whole "Mini Me sex tape" viewing. I broke myself of the Internet with a capital "i"...

Oh crap! I owe you a few Tuesday Scributes, too. But hey, like the new banner up top? I love that beaded monkey. He climbs up my Eiffel Tower lamp here on the desk. Eek Eek.

Okay, after I go run until I pull something in my hip, then watch Christina win "Hell's Kitchen", I will scan one of the Oh So Many Scributes to Tuesday that I Don't Always Post, But Can't Stop Doing.

Oh, you know you still care. And I missed you, too. xoxo - bny

Waiter, I asked for Basil Hayden.

Not Baby Ferrets.

Tomato Queen

Crystal Springs Tomato Festival

Friday, June 27
&
Saturday, June 28, 2008

Crystal Springs, Mississippi
Formerly known as -- "Tomatopolis of the World"

"And then his head fell off."

Here's a note of interest, found at the bottom of a pond.

Smack a Taco Cookie.

Is this a great idea or what? Like I need one more reason to go to Los Compadres. Dichos.

"We're all out of cake."

Went with me julies Tara and Sherry to see Eddie Izzard tonight at the Orpheum Theatre and can't think about anything else for a great long while which is not really a bad thing at all. My favorite bit was about Darwin's book called "Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey YOU." The world needs more Edsiekin's is all I know.

Godzilla, Pocky, and Everything Else Good

File this under "I Love How the Japanese Think/Take Notes, China" category -- square watermelons.

What'd we do before YouTube?

Planted crops, built cities, and were responsible, world-citizens. But how overrated is that, right? I don't know about you, but I could use a good joke about now.

Where else can you find quality entertainment like a monkey riding a motorcycle, a monkey riding a dog, grandma kicks a baby...

All for free.

Is it a chipmunk, is it a prairie dog? Does it really matter after you've discovered the best 5 seconds of video on the internet...

Luckily, Great Aunt Birdie remembered to set the brake on her wheelchair before her toodle-shooting practice.

So much for crops, so much for cities.

But if it counts for anything, I think I've solved the energy-crisis: monkey-powered vehicles. Oh, you're welcome. And on top of that, enjoy The Monkey Bar. Why? Because that's what it's for.