I don't think I'm doing Christianity a favor
by looking like Charles Manson
at one of his many parole hearings.
But lucky for me, for once, my naturally greasy forehead
will come in handy and take care of this in about,
oh,
2 hours.
Another thing I heard:
If you get lucky enough to get a huge cross like this then,
much like jury duty, you are exempt from doing it again for 10 years.
(It's true.)
PS: I'm giving up The Squatleys for Lent and moving to another apartment, and now I get to write about them for the next 40 days, even though I could most definitely go on about them for 90 days, easy.
